Flirt

You tell the Viscount he seemed bored when you came in. Perhaps he'd like an intimate rendevous to pass the time?
He would! He pulls you along to his private chambers. The little weasel is a frisky one! You'd heard mustelids were flexible, but he shows you some things you've never felt before. After a fiery night together, he insists you stay and become a member of his court. After that kind of lovin', you can't refuse! You become the Viscount of Penistone's concubine and spend many happy years at his side. When the Viscount tragically passes from severe butt cancer, you can't bear it. You die of a broken heart.